Isn't Your Boss Great?

Oh, yeah, right. I just wanted to give you a headline that might buy you some time in case you boss walked in, allowing you to quickly toggle to the faux spreadsheet you keep to disguise net reading splurges and a few seconds to look serious and busy. Do you realize you probably learned this technique from an older sibling or a kid in the neighborhood — an ancient tradition — of looking angelic while stealing something to eat from your Mom's kitchen. Your mom was probably cool, but of course, your boss is a jerk.