BlackWhiteGreenRed -- Can I Take My Friend To Bed?

Okay, you thought all those coded messages in old Beatles albums were just a joke. But, no! Now we find out that the Homeland Security Advisory System was cleverly derived from the Beatles Yellow Submarine!

All Together Now

Black, White, Green, Red

Can I Take My Friend To Bed?

Pink, Brown, Yellow, Orange and Blue

I Love You.

So whatever color they're dishing out — crawl back into bed and screw your brains out — it's the only reasonable response. As always, David has some words of wisdom on this subject.