Ferrari Barbie is a Tramp

I'm sorry, but really, just look at her. Nothing but trouble. When I mentioned Barbie before, little did I know what a serious Barbie branding and co-branding effort was going on!

And how about the 1001 Arabian Nights Ken and Barbie. Now we see what they're up to behind closed doors. I wonder if she's read the original book— she better get out of there.

Her Salt Lake City 2002 Winter Games Fire and Ice outfit looks a little skimpy. And we don't recommend ski jumping in those heels.

My favorites are the Fantasy Barbies. The Goddess of Wisdom is a omnipotent babe. And I love the copywriter who came up with "Not since the 3rd century BC has a goddess had so many followers."