Thursday, January 17, 2002

A Word In Spanish

Somebody help me out. Every morning we get The Boston Globe and the NYTimes on our doorstep, on the WRONG side of the door. I have to open the whole door wide, usually go out on the snowy landing, then reach to my far right to get the papers neatly hiding under the hinge of the door. My neighbors get to see me looking like hell, half-dressed in a variety of unseemly outfits. It's gotta stop. I need to write a note to the delivery man that says, "Please put the paper on the other side of the door." My left/his right. Please send Spanish.