Friday, January 25, 2002

Johnny We Hardly Knew Ye

Of course, the game is over now for John Lindh. Not only is he no longer "Walker", but he's also not the frail, scrawny, hirsute, slightly romantic, Manson-like, dirty-faced boy of yesteryear.

Despite all the charges leveled against him, the most serious offense in American society is about to be added to the list — he's fat!