Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Kiss Her

Oh Lord, do I have to write a whole new chapter for you Alpha Males for New Year's Eve?!?! I'm sure you can figure it out yourselves tonight. I mean New Year's Eve is all about getting women in sexy little black dresses and high heels drunk, wobbly and kissable. And a lot of us are practicing the kissy part without the benefit of alcohol this year -- uncork that sparkling cider!

I can't resist one hint -- by 10:30 you better have touched her shoulder, arm, wrist or hand at least once -- that will get you ready for the midnight lip and lipstick attack. And don't be on the other side of the room for god's sakes right before the clock strikes 12!