Sunday, July 14, 2002

Happy Bastille Day

Heck, there are so many ways to celebrate this great French holiday. Dis donc, il y a tant de facons de feliciter cet archi-super-cool jour de la fete, la jour ferie francais la plus chouette.

For instance, you could dress up like Marie Antoinette -- sexy shepardess dress, push up decolletage, handy staff for beating the too-eager courtiers off -- spend the day chasing sheep. Don't forget some basic back-of-the-limo French kissing is always appropriate on le 14 juillet, unfortunately, like French Fries, it isn't actually French. I get the feeling it's an American Innovation .

Or if you're really in the mood for a little guillotine fun, you could read this or this or even this today, although this last one might be quite deadly.