Friday, July 12, 2002

Bright Pink Metal Jellybeans

Wow! I got a manicure and a pedicure today in a great shiny pink mettalic lacquer. My fingers and toes look good enough to eat, like ten happy jelly beans. At the women's emporium of female wisdom and feminine charm, they tell you all the secrets -- like how to make men go crazy for you, where to get a good nanny, how to keep your sister-in-law from visiting you when you don't want her nosy-ing into your life and who makes the best push-up bra. Essential information, pampering and renewal available for just the cost of a paint job.