Monday, February 04, 2002

Asylum Seekers Trade Places with Enron and Andersen Execs

Enron Execs, together with their esteemed colleagues from Andersen, have been invited to visit Woomera in the Southern Australian desert, to learn how to sew their lips shut. They may even swap housing with the group. Enron execs will find their cozy detention camps may take some getting used to, but refugees are eager to choose from among several multi-million dollar homes in exclusive Houston neighborhoods and have also been invited to tour Washington, DC with special all-expense-paid pre-arranged visits to Congress.