Monday, December 19, 2005

24-hour Bush Channel Launching

Yes, since we all can't get enough of Bush, there will soon be BNN, the Bush News Network!

Yes, that President who never had a minute to hold a news conference, will actually hold one this morning, after a speech last night, a televised radio address the day before and a big interview Friday with Jim Lehrer.

What the hell is going on? Bush playing in the dirty sandbox of the mainstream media? Has Satan gotten ahold of him? Is he possessed with evil spirits? What's going on?!?

Howard Stern goes off and Bush replaces him ... most mysterious. Maybe they are the same person and this has all been a ruse.