Sexy Romantic Valentine's Day

Here's wishing you a very sexy, very romantic, very Happy Valentine's Day.

The short and sweet language of "Conversational Hearts" tell it all: BEMINE SWEETTALK BEGOOD FIRSTKISS MYMAN URKIND SOFINE LOVEME DREAM TRUELOVE CALLME ONLYYOU.

This is obviously the aboriginal beginnings of SMS and TXT. It had to start somewhere. Some cavegirl took a look at a pink candy heart that said LOVEU, a look at her caveman, a look at her cellphone and said, "Hey, wouldn't this rock on a mobile platform?"