What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Tony Pierce is helping George Bush write his back-to-school essay called "What I Did On My Summer Vacation."

Here's the part about how George had this nice lady Cindy Sheehan living in his front yard a good part of the summer and why he was scared shitless to talk to her, especially not wanting her to ask him about why her son died in Iraq:

odds are she might cry when she asks these questions, and seriously, who wants to handle tough questions with a crying mom when youre on a five week vacation