Hello?

Since I hurt my tailbone a week ago and I've had to stay off my feet, at home, reclining, the most hilarious thing has been happening.

Ready ... yes, I've been actually answering the phone!

I am terrible about almost never answering the phone on a regular basis, it's true. But suddenly it's become my new sport to PICK UP THE PHONE AND SAY, "Hello?" and people are nearly STUNNED, not just to hear me answer my phone but hear anyone answer their phone.

I think it's a swell new thing, answering the phone. I'm gonna keep doing it, too ... for a while ... or maybe for a few days, at least.