Halley's Dictionary of Dating

After a blog post I wrote a week or two ago, called "What's A Date?" I realized no one defines the word the same way and someone needs to write a dictionary of dating. That might be me. I'm thinking about it.

Meanwhile, check out the post and here's a comment I love:

When a girl says she's dating a guy that means they're having sex. When she says a guy can get a date that means he can get laid. When a guy is having sex with a girl he'll say he's having sex with the girl. When he says he's dating her that means he wants to have sex but hasn't gotten any yet.

This was among a stack of comments where nearly everyone disagreed with some or all of this definition and supplied their own.