Democrats Manufacturing Deadly Hurricanes

Fox TV's investigative team has revealed that in an attempt to thwart a second Florida election recount debacle in the 2004 elections, Democrats have been manufacturing hurricanes and aiming them at the state.

"We believe that Michael Moore, Jon Stewart and Jane Fonda were involved in planning and executing Hurricane Charley and have acted in concert to unleash new storms, including Hurricane Frances," Bill O'Reilly reported today, "Yes, we have found weapons of mass destruction in the Gulf off Sanibel Island. The huge hurricane fans are union-made, left-leaning, liberal bleeding-heart Democratic machines of devastation."