Tuesday, July 01, 2003

With A Thong In My Heart

A rather mild-mannered mom friend asked me why I like to wear thongs and weren't they really uncomfortable. Hmmm .... said I. Thought of the song lyrics,"It's like tryin' to tell a stranger 'bout-a rock 'n' roll."

I couldn't tell her how hot they make ME feel, not to mention others who get to take peek at them. I couldn't explain how great it feels to have your jeans or anything else you're wearing rub against your bare butt, I know that would have made her blush. Why do I like to wear thongs ... I tried a different approach. "Well," I said, "Let's just say they keep me on my diet."